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Marriage = The dichotomy of contradictory themes which merge into a homogeneous whole
that epitomizes the fragile, ethereal nature of the human condition.
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Balzac's beliefs: Family:
"The viaticum of married life is resignation and self-sacrifice; the bonds of habit, he [Balzac] says, are better than love any day, while society substitutes a lasting sentiment for the mere passing frenzy of nature and creates the family as the foundation of all organized society. In short, in marriage the woman inspires, and the man must do the work, the woman must sacrifice her will, the man his selfishness."

"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
Isadora Duncan

"We must refuse to submit to those institutions which are by definition sexist—marriage, the nuclear family, religions built on the myth of feminine evil." Andrea Dworkin

"Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness."
Madame Virgine de Rieux, 16th century French writer

"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar—a practice which is still continued."
Helen Rowland, author of Reflections of a Bachelor Girl

"Wife and servant are the same, but only differ in the name."
Lady Chudleigh, 1703

"Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love."
Ellen Key, a Swedish social feminist around 1900

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Anonymous

"I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married."
Queen Elizabeth I

"I became a nun, because although I recognized it as having many ramifications... foreign to my temperament, still, given my completely negative feelings about marriage, it was the least disproportionate and most fitting thing I could do."
Juana Ines de la Cruz, 17th century nun

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
Katharine Hepburn

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Rita Rudner

"Marriage is an institution. I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
Marie Corelli - 1855-1924

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A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Unknown

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth of the individuals and in the way they express their love. -- Pearl Buck

"Before I was married I had three theories about raising children.
Now I have three children and no theories." John Wilmot

A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other the guardian of his solitude. --Rainer Maria Rilke

A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with. --Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. --Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. --Andre Maurois

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. --John Steinbeck

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A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. --Gloria Steinem

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another. --Unknown

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. --Samuel Butler

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one. --Queen Victoria

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises. --Andre Maurois

A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind. --Walter Bagehot

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. --Andre Maurois

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. --Mignon McLaughlin

If a man stands alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him speak, is he still WRONG??

All perfect marriages are made up of couples who accept the fact that they have an imperfect marriage.

No one in love is free, or wants to be.

Do not marry a person that you know you can live with;
only marry someone that you cannot live without.

Marriages are made in heaven. But, remember, so are thunder and lightning.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. -- Linda Festa

Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all two. --Ambrose Bierce

Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. -- Dave Barry

The length of a minute depends on which side of a bathroom door you're standing on.

The most effective way to remember your spouse's birthday is to forget it once..

Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment.

A true music lover is a man who puts his ear to the key hole to listen to a beautiful woman singing in the tub.


What's the difference between a vision and a sight?
When my wife gets dressed up for a party she looks like a vision and when she wakes up in the morning she's a sight.

Help -- Anon.

Tips on love, all questions were answered by kids, age 5-10       
       
        WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
       
        "Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
       
        "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife"  (Tom, 5)
       
        WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
        "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date"   (Mike, 10)
       
        WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
       
        "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to  buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding" (Jim, 10)
       
        "Never kiss in front of other people.  It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you.  But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours" (Kally, 9)
       
        THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR
        MARRIED??
       
        "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.  Boys need somebody to clean up after them"  (Lynette, 9)
       
        "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.  I don't need that kind of trouble"  (Kenny, 7)
       
        CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
       
        "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell.  That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular" (Jan, 9)
       
        "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful" (Harlen, 8)
       
        ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
       
        "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life"
        (Roger, 9)
       
        "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.  It takes too long"  (Leo, 7)
       
        ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
       
        "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful"  (Jeanne, 8)
       
        "It isn't always just how you look.  Look at me.  I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me?  yet" (Gary, 7)
       
        "Beauty is skin deep.  But how rich you are can last a long time"(Christine, 9)
       
        CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
       
        "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them"  (Dave, 8)
       
        CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
       
        "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television"  (Anita, 6)
       
        "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
          I   have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me" (Bobby, 8)
       
        "I'm not rushing into being in love -  I'm finding fourth grade hard enough" (Regina, 10)
       
        THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
       
        "One of you should know how to write a check.  Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of  bills"  (Ava, 8)
       
        SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
       
        "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores"  (Del, 6)
       
        "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers.  You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love" (Alonzo, 9)
       
        "One way is to take the girl out to eat.  Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me" (Bart, 9)
       
        HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
       
        "Just see if the man picks up the check.  That's how you can tell if he's in love"  (John, 9)
       
        "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.  Other people care more about the food"  (Brad, 8)
       
        "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. they like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire"(Christine, 9)

FACTS ABOUT MARRIAGE--

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once. (Did it - Been there - dave)
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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