25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question
"Why aren't you married yet?"
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25 Snappy Comebacks
to the age old question
"Why
aren't you married yet?"
| 1. You haven't asked yet. 2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. 3. What? And spoil my great sex life? 4. Nobody would believe me in white. 5. Because I just love hearing that question. 6. Just lucky, I guess. 7. It gives my mother something to live for. 8. My fiancé is waiting her/his parole. 9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. Scotland. 10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? 11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. 12. It didn't seem worth a blood test. 13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. 14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. 15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. 16. I'd have to forfeit my billion pound trust fund. 17. They just opened a great singles bar in my town. 18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. 19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. 20. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? 21. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it. 22. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. 23. Why aren't you thin? 24. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. 25. (Bonus reply for single mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant. |
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